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Just replaced my 20 year old wheelchair tires. Yes, you read that right. 20.

September 5, 2012 at 10:20pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Did somebody install the southern US dictionary on my Outlook? It just suggested I change "doesn't" in "it doesn't feel", to "don't".

September 4, 2012 at 3:35pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

CVS is a hot mess. I refilled and picked up my RXs two days ago. This AM I got a pre-recorded call saying it was time to refill my RXs.

August 31, 2012 at 12:22pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Technology that's long overdue for improvement: Vending machines that don't get things stuck in them.

August 30, 2012 at 12:42pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

This little guy is 4GB of adorable... t.co/DSNtZyqi

August 29, 2012 at 8:42pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Anxiously awaiiting the new iPhone... and I'm planning to sell my old one to @gazelle_com for cash. #sponsored t.co/JiCJvHHB

August 29, 2012 at 12:02pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Forever loved and forever missed. t.co/F4lk4NhO

August 28, 2012 at 7:03pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Aww, R'King came out and just started giving me hugs this morning. He has no idea how much I needed that.

August 28, 2012 at 8:07am via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Up to $10 worth of #coupons from Walmart and Kraft Foods. #sponsored t.co/ZVTC5wTj

August 27, 2012 at 9:02am via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

F this day. Already.

August 27, 2012 at 7:25am via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Waiting two weeks between paychecks sucks, but man, does that deposit look pretty in my checking account!

August 24, 2012 at 5:18pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Follow @HSN and comment on this post to win a pair of Beats headphones. #BeatsOnHSN #sponsored t.co/HasLolHP

August 24, 2012 at 10:58am via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

LOL, well that was interesting. I just ate a bone-in chicken breast and mac & cheese. Without help. :P

August 22, 2012 at 1:39pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

OMG, serious cute overload. R'King was just popping his head out of his tent, saying, "peek-boo!"

August 21, 2012 at 6:56pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

LMAO, I could hear "I'm Sexy and I Know It" playing in the background on my last call.

August 21, 2012 at 3:18pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Vixen's chimp toy will sit on the floor untouched for hours... but the second I pick it up and put (cont) t.co/ee6dypYI

August 17, 2012 at 11:34pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Sometimes the biggest challenge of my job is writing a ticket so it doesn't seem like I'm TRYING to make the person look stupid. :P

August 16, 2012 at 10:23pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

Still waiting for someone to invent an alarm clock with a snooze button that actually rewinds time back to when you first went to sleep...

August 16, 2012 at 9:07am via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

I've been trying for ages to come up with something like this. Who knew it already existed? t.co/Yf0rmcUH

August 13, 2012 at 7:36pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

My buddy's 5 today. I miss him so much. He's probably forgotten me. :( t.co/5LLrR9Cj

August 12, 2012 at 5:46pm via Twitter · Share on Facebook · Share on Twitter

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