Gimpstorming. It's a process by which a gimpy person, like myself, tries to devise his or her own way to do something they couldn't previously do. I just invented the word last night. I like it, and at least one other person likes it, so it is hereby declared a real word. By the power vested in me by... me. So there. 
Last night's gimpstorming session involved my new Bluetooth headset. I spent an hour trying everything I could think of to get that thing up to my ear, and at the right angle to get it to hook over my ear and stay there. I even risked painful hair pulling by attempting to use my adhesive TeleStik reacher to do the job; it didn't work, and don't worry - my hair is intact. I used to have a wired headset which I was able to put on without much trouble at all, but no matter what I tried, I just couldn't make it happen with the Bluetooth. So, while gimpstorming has given me a lot of positive results in the past, including the ability to get my glasses on and off, put on makeup, type with three fingers, etc., this gimpstorming session was a complete failure.